A high ranking general attended a national ceremony.
During the recess,
he was introduced to three ladies, who acted as ushers.
One of them, of
course, has put the general in a "rock-hard" condition.
So he had to hug
them each as an excuse to making contact with the
The lady detected the condition the general was subject to
and shoved the
general away from her, stating : "Mr. General, sir, I
abhor the thought
that a man of such stature cannot extend his respect to a
woman by, at
least, taming his primal urges."
This embarassed the general so much that he excused
himself. He went to
the john, and thinking no one was inside, he scolded his
tool : "If you
don't control yourself, I'll feed you to the dogs!"
Instantly, someone relieving himself in
the unit next to him Barked....