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Dirty Jokes:  What French Women Look Forward To

Lunching with English friends at the time of her husbands reverement, Madame de Gaulle was asked what she was looking forward to in the years ahead.

"A penis." she replied without hesitation. The embarrassed silence that followed was broken by the former President.

"My dear, I don't think that the English pronounce the word like that, it is 'appiness'"

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