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Dirty Jokes:  Guy Has Too Many Tattoos

Steve Young and his wife Cindy decide to go to a hotel for the weekend. When they get there Steve rips off his 49ers shirt, and accross his chest he has a huge NIKE tatoo!

Now Cindy is a little confused but she dosn't really care.

Next he takes off his pants and across his leg he has a huge FILA tatoo!

Now Cindy is starting to get really scared, but she continues.

Next, Steve takes off his boxers, and across his penis he has a tatoo that says AIDS on it!

Now Cindy has had it and she says AIDS?

Steve says don't worry sweetie. In a second it will say ADIDAS.

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