A couple, aged 67, went to the doctor's office. The Doctor
asked, "What can I
do for you?"
The man said, "will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had
finished, the doctor
said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." And he
charged them $20.00 .
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would
make an appointment,
have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the
doctor asked, "Just
exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "we're not trying to find out anything.
She is married and
we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to
my house. Holdiday
Inn charges $32.00 . Hilton Hotel charges $37.00 . We do
it here for $20.00
and I get $18.00 back from medicare for a visit to the
doctors office.
