A city dweller, trying to relax, went for a walk in the
country.
While strolling by a farmhouse he spied a fellow sexually
molesting a
sheep.
Apalled, he rushed up to the farmhouse, and banged on the
door. When a
little
boy answered the door, the city dweller exclaimed "There's
a man
out there molesting a sheep!"
The little boy answered, "Oh, that's just my daaaaaaad."