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An older man in his mid-fifties goes into a Pharmacy and is looking around rather curiously. The Pharmacist approaches the man and asks him if he needs assistance. The man leans over and whispers in the Pharmacist's ear "I need to buy some condoms but I'm not sure what size." The Pharmacist motions for the man to follow her back to the counter. At the counter the Pharmacist tells the man to unzip his pants. He does, and the Pharmacist reaches under the counter and tugs twice on his penis. A second later the Pharmacist gets on the loud speaker, "I need a box of large condoms to the Pharmacy" The man pays for his condoms and leaves.

A little while later a man in his mid-twenties comes in and the same scene takes place. The man follows the Pharmacist to the counter, unzips, she tugs twice, "I need a box of medium condoms to the Pharmacy" The man pays a leaves.

The next evening a teen about 17 is looking around the Pharmacy rather curiously. He is approached by the Pharmacist and is having the same problem as the two previous gentleman. The boy follows the Pharmacist to the counter, he unzips, she tugs twice, "I need clean up in the Pharmacy please."

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