This man is walking along the beach, when he spots this
woman crying.
She has no arms and no legs, but otherwise has a gorgeous
body and a
beautiful face.
He stops and asks her why she is crying.
She answers, "I just want someone to hug me."
So he leans over, picks her up, gives her a warm, tender
hug, then sets
her down again.
She thanks him, and he continues on his way.
Later that afternoon, he is walking back along the beach,
he spots the
woman again, who's still crying.
He asks her what's wrong now. She answers, "I just want
someone to kiss
me"
So he leans over, picks her up, gives her a long,
passionate kiss, then
sets her down again.
She thanks him, and he continues on his way.
Later that evening, he's finishing off yet another walk
along the beach,
and once again, he sees the woman, still crying.
He asks her what's wrong this time, and she answers, "I
just want someone
to fuck me."
So he leans over, picks her up, carries her down to the
pier, walks down
to the end of it, throws her off the edge, and shouts down
to her, "Now
you're fucked!"
