A certain guy had never had sex in his life, so his
friend told him
that he'd take him to a girl that would teach him a few
things. He
agrees.
Later that week, he's in a room with the girl. She
takes off her
clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?" He
says, quite honestly,
"No.". She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same
question again.
Again, he answers "No."
Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her
legs all the
way;
we're talking spread-eagle. She asks, "Now do you know
what I want?"
He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole fuckin' bed to
yourself."
