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A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asked his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.

The father replies...well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.

The son then asked his father, well what's the 6 pack for? The father replied, well that's for when you're in college.

You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.

Then the son asked his father what the 12 pack is for.

The father replies, well that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March......

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