A lady walks into the bar and plops down a frog. She says
bartender, a
gin and tonic and a martini for the frog. The bartender
says what's so
special about the frog. She leans over into the
bartenders ear and says
"This frog gives the best blowjob you've ever had."
The bartender picks the frog up and carries it back to the
bathroom. Ten
minutes later he emerges with a big smile on his
face. "How much for the
frog?" he asks. She says, "I hadn't really thought about
selling him, ...
but I guess five hundred dollars would be enough.
Bartender takes the frog home. Later that night, his wife
walks in the
kitchen. There is flour strewed from the refirgerator to
the top of the
sinks. She says what the hell is going on in here? !!!!
He replies "I'm
teaching this frog how to make biscuits, and as soon as he
learns... your
ass is outta here!"
