Two gay guys are having sex.
They decide to conduct an experiment. They
stick a cardboard tube down one guys butt. Then they put
a gerbil down it
for fun.
When the gerbil doesn't come out one lights a match
thinking the gerbil
will come to light. Instead the match ignites a pocket of
gas and the gerbil
rockets out breaking his nose and burning the guy's
intestanal track.
The moral of this epsiode is that gay sex is harmful.
