There is a man standing in the middle of a river, fly
fishing.
There is a fish in the river that says "When that fly
comes down I'm going to
jump up and get it."
There is a bear on the side of the river that says "When
that fish jumps up to
get the fly I'm going to jump into the river and eat the
fish."
There is a hunter in the woods next to the river that
says "When that bear goes
to get the fish I'm going to shot him and bring home a
trophy."
There are two mice standing behind the hunter that
say "When that hunter goes to
shoot the bear the sandwich is going to fall out of his
back pocket, and we're
going to eat it."
There is a cat standing behind the two mice that
says "when those mice go to get
the sandwich I'm going to pounce on them and eat them."
Well... the fly came down
the fish got the fly
the bear got the fish
the hunter shot the bear
the mice got the sandwich
and the cat jumped to get the mice, and landed in the
middle of the
river.
What's the moral of this story?
- "When a fly goes down a pussy gets wet."
