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The first Human to land on Mars was given a wonderful reception. Lavish parties, a ticker tape parade, and a VIP tour of the planet. One of the sites visited on the tour was a factory with an assembly line where tiny eyes, ears, noses, etc. were being put together to make Martian babys.

The Human was amazed. He explained to his host that this was definitly not how Human babies were made, and he proceeded to explain to them all the details of Human reproduction.

His Martian host listened patiently, then said "Isn't this funny? That's how we make cars."

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