There was this Hunter that always got alot
of nagging from his wife for not taking her
anywhere with him.
So one day he decides he
is going to take her bear hunting with him.
At dinner that night he says to his wife,
"Honey, tomorrow we are going bear hunting
together. Be prepared to get up pretty early."
They go to bed and the alarm goes off at
4:00AM. The hunter gets up and makes
breakfast and gets everything else prepared.
He then goes to wake his sleeping wife.She
is pretty exhausted and decides that she does
not want to go.
A little upset from all the
nagging, he then tells her, "Well, if your not
going to go then you have two choices. You
can either give me a blowjob or let me fuck
you in the ass."
So the wife decides on the
blowjob. As she is sucking away she stops and
smacking her lips says to the hunter, "Ewww,
this tastes like shit."
The hunter then says
to her, "Yes, I know, The dog didn't want to
go either!"