A little old lady with blue hair entered the lingerie shop
and asked in
a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l s-s-
sexual aids
h-here?"
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old
lady's appearance
in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes ma'am. We do."
The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10
inches apart
asked "D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this l-l-
ong?"
"Well, yes ma'am, we do. We have several that size."
Forming a circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are
an-nny of
t-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?"
"Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them are about that big."
"D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"
"Yes ma'am, one of them does."
"W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"
