Once upon a time. Little Red Riding Hood's mother (being
concerned
about the increase in violence in rural America) gave
Little Red a
.45 caliber gun for protection. Little Red kept this gun
in her
basket.
One summer day while on the way to her grandmother's
house, a big bad
wolf jumped out from behind a tree and howled "I'm going
to fuck your
brains out!"
Little Red pulled out her gun from the basket and calmly
replied: "Oh
no you're not, you're going to eat me like the story says."
