There once was a man who could not keep it going with his
wife. He
went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was
a label
on the bottle that said "Take one pill for a great night."
The man
thought that he wanted a stupendous night so he downed the
whole
bottle. In the morning the neighbors came over to find the
man's
son sitting on the porch crying. "What's wrong?" they
said. The
boy replied, "Mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my butt hurts
and dad's
in the basement yelling 'here kitty"
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