A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education
to her class.
Unfortunately, she is a math teacher and and knows little
about teaching
sex ed.
She decides to use her math techniques to teach the
subject, and thinks
flash cards will work well.
The next day in class, she explains that a new unit of sex
ed is to
begin. She holds up the first flash card, a picture of a
breast, and
asked "does anyone know what this is?"
Little Suzie resonds-"I know, I know! It's a picture of a
breast and my
mommy has two of them!"
the teacher says "very good Suzie, you get a star for the
exercise"
The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a
picture of a
penis. She asks "Does anyone know what this is?"
and little Tommy says "I know I know!! It a penis and my
daddy has two of
them!!!"
The teacher says "well Tommy, It is a penis but your daddy
can't have two
of them."
Tommy says "sure he does, he's got a little one he pees
out of and a
great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"
