Suzie and Marcus were brother and sister. Prom time at
school was quickly
approaching, and neither had a date. They were eating
supper one night,
and Marcus had an idea.
"Why don't you and I go to prom together Suzie? Our
cousins are doing
it, so why can't we?"
"Ummmmm...okay," Suzie replied. They went to the prom and
were having a
good time. They were dancing to a slow song when Marcus
looked over to
see their cousins making out on the dance floor.
"Look what they're doing Suzie! If they can do that, why
can't we?"
"Geez, I dunno," said Suzie. "I suppose." So they made
out until the
song was over.
They were having such a good time at the prom that they
didn't want to go
home afterwards. So they and their cousins drove out to a
quiet place to
hang out for awhile. Before long, their cousins were
screwing in the back
seat.
Marcus thought for awhile. "Suzie, you think we could do
that? I mean,
if they are, why not us?"
"I don't know about this Marcus..." Suzie stammered.
"Oh come on," Marcus urged.
"I s'pose," Suzie said. So they did.
"You're a lot heavier than Dad!" Suzie screamed.
"That's what Mom said too!"