An Amish girl and her mother were driving their buggy one
day in the
winter, when the girl told her mom that her hands were
cold. She said
to put them between her legs, so she did.
The next day the girl and her
boyfriend were riding in the buggy and he said to the girl
that his
hands were cold. The girl said to put them between her
legs and he did.
The next day the girl and her boyfriend were riding in the
buggy again
and he told the girl that his nose was cold and she told
him to put it
between her legs, so he did.
The next day the girl and her boyfriend
were riding in the buggy and he told her that his penis
was frozen
solid, so she told him to put it between her legs and he
did.
The next
day the girl was riding in the buggy with her mother and
asked her if
she knew what a penis was. She replied, "Yes, why?"
"Because they sure do make
a mess when they thaw out."
