A man who has had a terrible accident walks into a doctors
office. He has
lost his penis, but the rest of the package is intact. He
has met a woman
who he feels is very special but his shortcoming leads him
to lack
confidence.
Man: "Doc, there's got to be something you can do for me?"
Doc:"Well, give me a week to do some research."
A week later the man eagerly returns.
Doc: "Well, I'm afraid none of my colleagues could help
you but I've got
a friend who is a taxidermist. He gave me the last 6-
inches of an
elephant trunk. It's your only option."
Man: "I don't know Doc. If it's my only option, let's go
for it."
The man has the operation and leaves the hospital to test
out his noew
equipment. He takes his lady friend to a really nice
restaraunt. The
couple is engaged in some light conversation and the man
starts to feel
pretty good about the situation. They are looking at the
wine list and the
waiter brings them a basket of rolls. All of a sudden
something comes out
from under the table, grabs a roll, and dissapears back
under the table.
The woman pushes her chair back and starts freaking out.
To calm her the
man says;
"Don't be alarmed hun. It's a little trick, and I'm the
only one who
knows how to do it."
Woman: "That was pretty neat. Can you do it again?"
Man: "I think so but I don't know if my asshole can take
another
roll."
