A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.
As he sat down, he
knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby
waiter reached into
his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on
the table. The
diner was impressed, and asked, "Do all the waiters carry
spoons in their
pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. We had an efficiency expert here
that determined
that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By
carrying clean
spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he
commented, "Forgive
the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string
hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. That same efficiency
expert determined
that we spend 21.4% of our time washing our hands after
using the men's room.
The other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I
need to go, I simply
pull the string to get my tool out of my pants, go, and
then return to work.
Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my
hands. Saves a lot
of time."
"Well that's pretty efficient!" said the diner, "but how
do you get your penis back in your
pants?" "Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I
use the spoon."
