Tarzan is walking through the jungle one day and gets in a
fight with a lion.
The lion rips off one arm, one of his eyes,and rips off
his penis.
Left for dead Cheetah finds Tarzan lying there and rescues
him.
Taking him up to thier tree house, they give him a gorillas
arm to replace the one he lost.
An eagle's eye for his eye, and a baby elephant's trunk to
replace his
penis.
After a few days of using his new parts, Cheetah asks
tarzan "How do you
like?"
Tarzan replies "Me like new arm very strong.
Me like new eye see far and good.
But me no like new willie, all day long it picks up leaves
and shoves them up my ass.
