A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from
a relative. The
parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door
neighbors Turkey's
and rushes back home before being caught in the act. The
next door
neighbors knock on the door and explain what the Parrot
has been doing.
The owners of the parrot reprimand him and tell him if he
doesn't stop it
he's going to shave the parrot's head.
That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out
again and screws his
neighbors turkeys again. The next morning the owner ties
the bird down and
proceeds to shave his head.
The following morning is the Farmers daughters wedding,
and in order to
please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the
parrot on a
piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all
the guests and
tell them where to sit in the church.
The parrot is doing fine. "Grooms side to the left and
Brides side to the
right"
And then two bald guys walk in and he say's, "And you two
Turkey fuckers
up on the piano with me."
