A man went to a flee market and say a sign over a booth
advertising a Frog
for sale for $2,000.
Flabergasted, he asked the vendor "How could a frog
possibly be worth
$2,000?"
The vendor replied "$2,000 is a bargin, this frog will
gove you the best
head you ever had! Tell you what, take the frog home for
30 days, and if
you're not completely satisfied, bring it back for a full
refund".
With a deal like that the man took home the frog.
That night his wife came home to find him sitting on the
floor with a
bunch of cookbooks and a frog. "What are you doing?"
asked the wife.
"Shut up," snapped the husband, "If I can teach this frog
to cook, you're
moving out!"
