A elderly, single, third grade teacher was informed she
would have to
teach sex education.
She was quite upset and refused the assignment. She
didn't think she would
actually be able to talk about the subject. Eventually,
she changed her
mind as the alternative was to be fired.
On the first day of school she drew a woman's body on the
blackboard,
pointed to the chest and asked the class "Does anyone know
what this is
called?"
Jane, who was sitting in the first row, raised her hand
and answered
"It's called a 'breast' and my mommy has two of them!"
"Very good," said the teacher. Then she drew a male body
on the board,
pointed to the groin, and asked "Does anyone know what
this is called?"
This time Billy raised his hand. "I know what it is! It's
called a 'penis'
and my daddy has two of them."
"That's the right name," said the teacher, but I don't
think your daddy
has two of them."
"Yes he does!" said Billy. "He has a little one that he
uses to pee, and
big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"