A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all at the
vet. The terrier
asked the poodle, "What are you in for?"
The poodle said, "Well, every time I see a car I just want
to chase it and
one day I got a car in an accident and killed the driver.
My owner thought
it best to put me down."
All the dogs agreed it was a shame.
The terrier said. "Every time I see
the postman, I just want to bite him. The Post Office
complained and my
owners decided to put me down."
The great dane said, "My owner just got out of the shower
and was drying
off her legs, and I decided to jump on and have my way
with her."
The poodle said, "She putting you down to?"
The dane said, "No, I'm getting my nails trimmed."
