There were three men who were lost in the forest. They
were then
captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the
prisoners that
they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the
trial is to
go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of
the same
kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to
gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought
ten apples."
The king then explains the trial to him. You have to
shove the fruits
up your ass without any expression on your face or you'll
be eaten.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced
out in
pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.
The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits
were berries.
When the king explained the trial to him he thought to
himself that
this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7...
8... on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore also was
killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first
one asked,
"Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I know, but I couldn't help it.
I was doing
just great when all of a sudden that third guy showed up
with all
those watermelons!"
