A psychology student at a local university was sent on a
field assignment
to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.
The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis
balls everywhere.
The student asked why, and the patient answered "When I
get out of here I going
to ba a tennis pro."
The second patient was locked in his room throwing
baseballs everywhere.
When asked why he said "When I get out of here I going to
be a
professional baseball player."
The student thought he was starting to get the hang of
things, until he
looked in on the third patient. There locked in the
middle of the room
was a naked man, masturbating with a peanut on the end of
his penis. The
student asked, "I understand about the others, but what
are you going to be
when you get out of here?"
"They're never going to let me out of here," the patient
said "I'm f**king
nuts!"
