Three preists were taking a shower together in the
church. They ran out
of soap. Thinking the church was empty, one walked naked
down the hall
to the supply closet.
Half way back, the naked priest saw three nuns walking
towards him.
He immediately froze and pretended to be a statue.
The first nun took one look and said "what a realistic
looking statue!".
The second nun reached and felt the priests dick, and he
dropped a bar of
soap. "Wow a dispenser!" she exclaimed.
The thiird nun reached over, pulled on his dick and
said "Hand Cream too!"
