One mouse orders a large scotch, downs it in a single glug and slams the glass onto the bar. He then turns to the second mouse and growls, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it with my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up aqn appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders two tall tumblers of Jim Beam, slugs em both down slamming each glass on the bar and snarls, "Yeah; Well when I see rat poison I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day!"

Then the two Macho Mice turn to the third mouse, 'Butch', to see what his reaction would be. Butch lets out a long sigh and cooly replies, "I ain"t got time for this bullshit. It's getting late and I still have to raid the butter dish, snack in the breadbox, shit in the fruit bowl, and fuck the cat before I'm ready for bed!"