Cecil and Scott, two gays living together,
were really bad smokers trying to quit.
Cecil decided he couldn't stop with Scott still smoking,
so he decided to move out.
After a couple of months, Cecil told Scott that he hadn't
smoked since
moving out. Scott asked how he did it. Cecil told him
"It was easy - every time
I wanted a smoke I sucked on a life saver!"
Scott replied "That's easy for you to say - you live
closer to the Beach!"