These two guys go camping, and after two weeks, decide
they need a break from
each other. So they decide to split up for a few days, and
meet up back at the
campsite.
When they return, the first guy says, "I had the most
wonderful time! I hiked
for a few miles, and found a beautiful little stream in a
valley. There was a
little deer, drinking out of the stream.it was wonderful!
I spend the whole
three days there."
"Well, that's okay," says the second guy, "but check
_this_ out. I followed
some train tracks, and found a gorgeous girl, tied to the
tracks! I untied her,
and we had the most amazing sex, for three days, in every
imaginable
position!"
"Wow!" says the first guy, envious. "Did she give you
oral sex?"
"No," says the second guy. "I couldn't find her head."
