A gay guy goes into a doctor's office for the results of
his AIDS test.
"Well? What's the news?"
"Not good I'm afraid" replied the doctor "You're
positive."
The man broke down crying "What am I going to do?" he
sobs.
"Well, I suggest you go home and drink 10 pints of beer
then go out
and have yourself a very large spicy curry and wash it
down with
another 10 pints of beer."
"Is that going to help?" he asks hopefully.
"No, but it'll teach you what your asshole is really meant
for."
