Late one night a woman was walking home when a man grabbed
her and dragged
her into the bushes.
"Help me! Help me!" she screamed. "I'm being robbed!"
"You ain't being robbed" her attacker
interrupted. "You're being
screwed!"
The woman looked down at her attacker as he unzipped his
jeans. "If you're
screwing me with that," she fumed, "I am being robbed!"
