A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to
him and asked, "If
you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt
vasoline, would
you tell anyone?"
"Hell no!" the guy said.
The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into your
crack and pulled
out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"
The man said, "Of course not."
"Wanna go camping?"
