A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train
off, and he
observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing
passengers,
"Goodbye. Your wife was a great lay! Your wife was a
great lay!"
He was stunned.
After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man
who'd done the
shouting, and asked, "Did I hear you correctly? Did you
tell that man
his wife was a great lay?"
The other man shrugged his shoulders. "It isn't really
true," he
said, "but I don't want to hurt his feelings."
